Oh da Polis have cammed up the Patpong area of Bangkok now and turned it into what they call a Security Zone. This means that the Constabuuuuuuuules sitting in their Polis Box on Suriwongse Road can now play space invaders in their rest time but if they really want they can also look at all the goats going to work as well.

Anyway I believe that Da Wizard is the first to offer it…. DA GOAT CAM!! Click on the link above to have the Police view of the most infamous Red Light District in Bangkok. Just so you know the Thaniya Cams are the for the Ogoato Kawasaki (Hookers for the Japs no white people allowed) and the other Cams are for the standard mountain Goats for us! Have a click and a nose….you may even spot the Wizard, Homer or Ralph on a mission.

Well after the weeks debauchery what with glass in my feet, twisted knee and sore ankle Da Wizard thought that enough was enough. Got up at 5.30.. avoided the hair of the dog…browsed Ebay for a while and saw the competition made 2300AUD on the sale of one stone yesterday!!

Thought that Chatuchak Market might be a good idea…supposedly one of the world’s busiest markets ma-self and Ralph hopped the Sky train and wandered in to JJ as it’s known. Ralph as always on the Quest for Dog pics me rather hoping to find something being sold that was intoxicating in the local medicine,as we have been told that Kratom is now tolerated again here in Thailand. I tried it once in Bali where its legal and it was fun so we had a nose around.

After about 5 minutes I realised that I hadn’t the faintest idea really what I was looking for. I decided I hardly am going to ask in case my source who says it’s ok is wrong and I end up getting chained to the floor for 10 years just cos I wanna try something different!!

I am sweating like a XXXX on a Rape Charge and decide that its best to buy a 2$ set of sunglasses and bail back to the aircon. I now remember why I don’t go to JJ on a Sunday…too hot too many people and anyway I hate shoppping!!

So it was off to the Ascott on Sathorn…they do a great brunch there for 550bht inc Bloody Mary (although not free flow) so I gorged myself there and then Grandad called and suggested Afternoon Tea at the Oriental. Well not being known for not taking care of myself and considering the potential for carding Goats at the World’s Finest Hotel, we trotted back home, put on our gald rags and headed for the 5 Star Gaff.

It hasn’t been mentioned here but Da Wizard is now officially on a diet. 106kg and obese is what I have been described as three weeks ago by my Doc so ignoring the arguments about the fact I weigh 90kg when not training so therefore I would be better off not going to the gym I am now on a diet.

Only in Thailand can this happen…three monster days when the whole country stops, Gets drinkin’ and gets down to partyin’ New year Thai style….Can’t beat it….if you have never seen it then you are missing one of the wonders of the world. Makes me proud to be a guest here….100% fun overload. Da Wizard now has glass in his feet and looks about 103 years old. Time to rest.

Ok its finally here Songkran or Thai New Year. This plunges the whole country into a state of complete madness for three days when all people do is through water at each other, drink and dance on the streets in a spectacle that each and everyone of you should see before you die. The pic above was taken two years ago but you get the general idea right?

It gets a bit tiresome by Day 3 but Da Wizard really likes it for the first couple of days…who wouldn’t? Scantily clad Goats, all full of alcohol and fun. Great fun and in Bangkok its all quite peaceful. In Pattaya, where the insanity continues for a week, people always get killed from drink driving or violence as it does get rather out of hand.

I tried to buy a waterproof casing for the camera but couldn’t get one. I will take the camera out in the morning but not sure how many pics we will get.

Its three days of party beginning tonight. As I speak Homer is in Patpong undoubtedly getting drowned as the lunatic Goats start Songkran too early……..

Hope we survive a 3 day party….watch this space and you will know.

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Yesterday I was asked why I didn’t have a begging bowl link on da Blog. I hadn’t really thought anyone would wanna leave me any money for da Blog but I thought why not? I think by the amount of abusive emails I get from scarey American females I think I am not likely to collect much, but anyway if you feel like supporting a bad cause click on my donate button on the left hand side of the page and send me some money? Now how much do I think you will send? I can’t believe that anyone will send anything really but apparantly the standard for Pro Bloggers is about 20$ a donation.

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Mystique is supposed to be the greatest place happening currently in Bangkok. Stories of wild parties, great music and Goats in abundance pushed Homer, Ralph and Da Wizard to go take a look. We attended the opening night sometime ago but didn�t like the clientele. Generally as you all know , people at opening night tend to NOT be the sort of people that will regularly use a place after its honeymoon period.

Last night was ladies night so we thought it would be a great opportunity to cut the odd glamorous Goat from the herd or at least get some cards out for future sorties.