Jul 242005
‘I really want to fuck your friend….’ Err so why are you telling me? ‘Cos I am shy……’ Amazing thailand….
Da Wizaard trawls the web for news and views and today I stumbled upon this. Please read the article and tell me what you think. Its scary to believe it. Do I believe it? I don’t know. I like to be opinionated and armed with the facts as true as I can find them.
Can any of you who read this please pick holes in the article for me? Or are we really waiting to be Islamified?
Jul 232005
As its my blog I believe that I can pretty much do what I want and posting a pic from Camelot (Go-go Bar in Patpong) whilst remonstrating about the Paki Bombers in England is my right.
It really pisses me off when the Lord Mayor of London said that he wanted everyone who is holding religious services to make sure that they preached moderation and not extremism. I am sorry but why was that EXCLUSIVELY not delivered to the Muslims? We don’t have a problem with Christian, Hindu or Jewish suicide bombers do we?
The headline in the Sun said ‘the face of the Brit Bomber’ showing the face of one of the 7th July bombers. Why did it not say ‘face of the Paki Brit Bomber’ or just the ‘Paki Bomber’??? Clearly he considered himself in life more a Paki than Brit so why should we honour him in death as one of our own? To call someone (or indeed to write it here) a Paki is a criminal offence in the U.K. but to call someone a Brit is ok? I think they are both shortened versions of the country of origin! Are we as a society missing something here??? I think so!
Lets stop talking about the right to freedom of religion….lets talk about the right to travel on a train without fearing for your life. Surely that is the FIRST right we have to secure. After we have done that lets worry about having to secure rights for people to be religious. Religion is nothing but a Superstition used to control the masses and giving it so much credence when it is so so so very irrelavant in todays times is ridiculous.
I pray that the men in rags and beards don’t bring their hell to Bangkok. Don’t know if anyone will answer my prayers but if there is anyone listening…. do us a favour and stay away from me, ma friends and our goats.
Islam visited London again yesterday and thankfully nobody died:-
When there were claims that the
Koran was allegedly desecrated by the U.S. millions of Muslims throughout the
world demonstrated and rioted.
Our politicians and Muslim
moderate leaders last night again said Islam was desecrated by the actions of
the bombers.
So will we see today millions of Muslims throughout the world demonstrating and
rioting?????
Da Wizard reckons he already knows the answer to this and it doesn’t need a magic spell to work it out!!
Well it turns out it’s another Buddha day tomorrow so the Kingdom of Thailand is closed again and of course we can’t buy alcohol. No big deal really for me it just means that I gotta go flop around by the pool tomorrow and hopefully get some Goating done in the afternoon. We all gotta do beer runs tonite though. These Big Brother rules just mean that we overspend and buy HEAPS of booze that we ordinarily would not consume eachtime there is a drought declared by the Gestapo.
The funny thing is though that for sure we will be able to find a watering hole tomorrow that is open and thousands of people will be consuming ANYWAY. When will they just leave us alone to spend our money and keep people in jobs???????
Also heard and read today on Metroblogging that P.M. Thaksin (Toxin as he is know to the expats) and his all powerful company Shin Corp. has been trying to slow down the development of the B.T.S. Skytrain development as it is owned by the Democrats.
Further to this Shin Corp. is now buying all the debts of the B.T.S. so will now be able to force the B.T.S to concur with what ever his meglomaniacal current desires are now. Scary all this power being thrown to so few these days huh????
So anyway we are gonna hit the town tonite and see what pics can be got. Should be a good night tonite as all the goats don’t have to get up in the morning for work.
Lets hope that we survive it ok!!
If you are here for the first time in The City Of Angels Da Wizard recommends that you must do the whole Tourist thing. Nah not the temples! Go see them next time. Here is a rough guide to where its at right about now in Bangkok:-1. Nana (BTS Station Nana)
As good a place as any for you to start this area around soi 4 , Sukhumvit (Soi Nana) consists of bars and hotel lobbies that just teem with both freelance and working girls. You pay a bar fine (2-500bht) to the owner of the bar to take his staff from the premises and what you arrange between her is up to you. 1000-2000bht is the most you should be paying at this time (25-50$US). Do not under any circumstances go to a bar called Josephines on Soi 1. It is rumoured to be washing dirty Algerian money, is always getting raided by the Police for drugs, and too many people have told me how sick they have been after drinking there for it to be a coincedence. Bars of note include Jools Bar Soi4 for great English food, The Bus Stop for great ambience and girls and Morning and Night Bar for terrible music, English thugs and a great posse of Goats.
3.Soi Cowboy (BTS Station Asok)
Expat food in abundance and loads of Goats. Comes alive at night and consists of one main strip between Soi 21 and Soi 23.
As you can see from this picture Cowboy consists of a Garish strip that is full of bars which are full of goats. Prices same as I mentioned before…. Great Dutch food on the corner of Soi 23 at a place called the Old Dutch.
The strips are as safe as safe can be and its amazing that there is so much alcohol and so much nitelife around and yet so little violence.
Everynight is Saturday night here and believe it or not many people actually find there future wives and girlfriends here.
4.Patpong (BTS Station Sala Daeng)
Where it all began and Da Wizard’s personal favourite. Silom Road has great bars and restaraunts and Soi Patpong is between Soi 4 and Soi 6. Its a couple of streets containing a night market and full to the brim with Go Go Bars. High energy music is what is played and it seems very intimidating. Its safe and the stories of drink rip offs etc are now nothing more than Urban Myths. Drinks are slightly higher than at Cowboy or Nana but this is the pulse of the Bangkok Tourist sex scene.
Patpong is now developing into a more sopisticated night out with four live music venues which contain a mixture of people, freelance Goats and straight girls can also be found. Da Wizard and Homer find it to be the most conveniant and easy instant party zone.
Patpong also has a few dingy soapy massage places where 1600-2200bht will get you the famous Thai Soapey experience. These massage places will also cater to couples I am told. If you are really serious about a soapey though the place to go is………….
5.Ratchadapisek Road (MRT Station Huay Kwang)
Now this is where it is at for the real meal deal. Lots of giant Entertainment complexes, sex for sale in opulent surroundings. This is not geared for the tourist although the tourist will be welcomed and people speak English. This is how the Asian men enjoy their extramarital affairs.
Plush and Glitzy almost casino like venues welcome you and in may places you can pick your girls from the Playboy or Penthouse Magazine that they have on the tables.
Yes you can nail a Penthouse Pet here for about 100$US but you don’t need to spend that much if you don’t wish to. Lots of Silicon tits here boys and Grandad reckons that they are more appreciative and give better service when they are not of movie star ilk. Da Wizard can’t comment cos for 100$ I would rather pull myself and look at goat pics. The best places include Emmanuelle, Poseidon and Caesars. Drinks etc are no more expensive than Silom here but the quality of the girls is higher. Ratchada Soi 4 is currently the hottest night out for locals and whitey is welcomed with open arms (and legs) in all places. Here you can drink until dawn and avoid the Draconian laws that now close most Bangkok Nite Spots at 1am.
I keep getting asked to write about it and its a tough one for me. Da Wizard likes to tell it how it is but we gotta also be aware that there are some rather nasty laws about people who offend Thai culture and we don’t want the Gestapo kicking the door down and giving Da Wizard a frontal lobotomy do we? (Or maybe some of you do…..????)
I have thought about this piece for a long time…its a tough one so I reckon a check list is about the best way I can get it over. If you are offended….sorry go read the bible!!!
Facts About Sex In Thailand
1. Prostitution is a worldwide phenomenon. Thailand’s has less prostitutes per capita than Indonesia and many other countries. There is a lot more here than whores….
2. Most Thai girls are not prostitutes. Getting a real Thai girls is not difficult at all. If you visit here don’t make the mistake of thinking that you can only get sex workers to sleep with you. I don’t care how you look! Age doesn’t matter!
3. A sex worker is regarded as lowly a station as anywhere else in the world but Thai society is more broad minded than the the West and women here see their role as women not as competitors to men.
4. I have never come across under age sex workers in Thailand but have seen them regularly in Indonesia.
5. Most Thai sex workers are from Isaan. Rice Farmer’s Daughters or Goats is what we fondly refer to them as.
6. I don’t know of anyone or know anyone who knows anyone who has caught H.I.V. UNLESS they were an I.V. drug user or Gay here in Thailand.
7. Most of the sex industry here is for the local population not the holidaymakers. The figures I have read are 95%.
8. I have never met or heard of any sex worker being trafficked or held in any sex slave type of environment. I am not staying that it doesn’t go on but I haven’t heard of it personally
9. Condoms are often used here in Thailand but very very RARELY are they insisted upon by sex workers. Thailand doesn’t have the AIDS explosion that it should statistically have. I believe that HIV, Ilsamic fundamentalism, drugs are just created enemies by the corporate West to distract us all from the rape of our world by corporations. There is a huge Zionist conspiracy that I could go into here but I don’t personally believe it 100% myself and I am not that well read on the matter.
10. Sex in Thailand is just great!
Jul 192005
Well thanks a lot to Itta my dear friend for redesigning Da Blog. We have also put Google Adsense onm down the side of the site to see if there is some vain hope of actually getting a small amount of income from this.
So please support us and click on a Google Ad…not sure how much we get but it doesn’t cost you anything thats for sure and we need the extra income.
Oh ya and if anyone who reads my posts on Islam and gets offended ….Itta who is one of my closest friends is Muslim and fights her corner in healthy debate with me at any opportunity. If the whole world was as nicely Muslim as her then the world would be a better place.
Well we made it again. Always happy to get through to a Monday unscathed. Taking
chances and making bad decisions are something that we all do a little too often living here.
This snap was taken whilst zooming through Bangkok’s infamous traffic on the back of a motorbike taxi. The mobile blogging thing isn’t really working at the moment which is down to the mobile phone operator who’s multimedia messaging isnt perfect as yet.
Saturday night was a full house at Lucifer’s in Patpong after a great session in a new
Bar called ‘Funky Dojo’ which as great goats, superbly stocked bar and the best
sounds for a bar in Silom. Lets hope that the other bars follow suit and change
with the times.Decided to do something which is not really recommended and take a couple of snaps inside a go go bar. This bar is called Camelot on Patpong 1 and is in Da Wizard’s and Homer’s opinion got the nicest goats in Silom. Drinks are fairly priced and the music is good.
The current rate for paying a goat is 1000-2000bht whatever the ‘time’ short or long….if you pay more than that then you are not very clever and will not be respected by the goat either who will see you as a goon.