The Dictionary Just grew by a few definitions today as 3 Satang our new contributor (who is not very Gay) sent a few in.

Billy Goat:

Katoi (ladyboy)

Dancing Goat:

Non prostitute goat that dances but doesn’t shag for money ie not a whore (but some say that all women are whores???). Name first applied to Goats dancing at Funky Do Jo bar in Patpong. (Our current favourite bar).

Free Range Goat:

Free Lance Prostitute ie not one that is owned or affiliated to any bar.

Goat (s):

Asian girls including but not exclusively prostitutes normally Rice Farmers daughters ie from a village background.

Goating:

The pursuit of Goats for sex , the sport of goating.

Jimmy’s Goat:

Anyone having be ploughed by the said Hibernian

Overgoat:

When covered by goats to the point of needing to move because too hot. Normally occurs in a Go-Go Bar.

Rangy Goat:

Skinny Goat that looks a bit lanky with gangly type legs.

Float Your Goat :

Used to depict your perception or ‘love’ of a goat after becoming intoxicated.

‘Goat Fever’

An occassionally tragic but enjoyable state of wellbeing which affects the sanity and sexual behaviour of men after a few drinks leading them to go on a hunt for suitable candidates.

‘Ralphism’

A condition which occurs when intoxicated. One behaves outrageously, usually annoying everyone around them only to wake up the next day to have no recollections of the previous nights crimes.

Goatism

The term used for the study and comparison of goats.
‘Goatropolis

An area heavily infested with goats.

‘Goatation

Commonly used phrases used by goats like ‘Me Love Only You’…’Hullo… Welcome’…. ‘Hullo Sexy Man’…. to lure us into their places of work or better yet their beds.  Ploughing a goat in  their rickety dwellings is especially fun, the finest experiences in wooden huts by the side on Klongs. (Ask Homer)